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eroticism of the machine doesn’t apply to iphone….iphone is like a 25 year old instagram model living in LA who practices preventative botox….conventionally beautiful but ultimately sexless. unable to express any form of desire for fear of shattering a delicately crafted facade….iphone is the kelloggs cereal of machinery

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    eroticism of the machine doesn’t apply to iphone….iphone is like a 25 year old instagram model living in LA who...

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