dyatlovpassingprivilege:

i neeeeed to stop having fake text post interactions in real life. i got roped into a game of shuffleboard by a couple townies while i was waiting for a date and it was literally verbatim:

dude 1: you’re 22 huh? how many titty bars you been to?

me: zero

both dudes in unison: bro whaaat? why??

me: i don’t have the interest

dude 2: not at all??

me: it’s not my persuasion

dude 2: 🤨

dude 2: 😯

dude 2: OHH. are you…?

me: yep

dude 2: that’s cool man straight up

me: thanks

dude 2: for real like no problem (fist bumps me)

me: thanks

dude 2: i respect that just being open about it and shit

me: thanks

dude 1, didn’t hear: yeah you gotta go to some titty bars

dude 2, sternly: no, man. it’s not his persuasion

(later, walking by them to get another drink)

dude 2: oh! yo! hey put it on my tab. yeah just say cracker’s paying for it

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