The strap is real it's alive it's part of you a part of your soul and body is inside that commanding it,and you can astral project your nerve endings onto it with great ease and experience everrything it does. because it Loves You.
This was my response to the “sucking the strap” debate and it was never ironic, just so you know. For those of you who have been saying “this unironically”… You are years behind my metaphysical sex studies