teathattast:

teathattast:

teathattast:

💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I’ve only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn’t who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

ephemeralhorror:

ephemeralhorror:

this really is the funniest website since 2000 followers roughly equates to 5 notes as your floor on any given post. 30 if you’ve said something wretched.

it feels like a whalefall in here

professionalchaoticdumbass:

tumblr staff: hello! we are testing out a new thing. it is experimental so we want lots of feedback on this from the community! :)

the community: hey this sucks. all of us agree this change is dogshit and needs to be either completely reworked or just not implemented at all. here is exactly how to fix it btw.

tumblr staff: thank you for the valuable feedback everyone! we are doing it anyways :)

magnetostits:

if you’re jewish and need to take time off from work for the high holidays here’s your reminder to request time off now so you don’t forget

failhag:

he doesn’t even moan like a girl. leave him

mouseratz:

ALT

something happens and I’m head over heels. or however it goes

mouseratz:

ALT

red sonja !

powio:

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

sexhaver:

tilthat:

TIL when Italian researchers gave lab rats MDMA (ecstasy) and played loud music, they broke out in a full blown orgy.

via reddit.com

okay but what did the rats do?