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Off his rocker he’s off his rocker, please Mr. officer I only had some vodka, little marijuana, just a few Vicodin, only reefer surfin out here while I’m driving




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Let’s go to bed guys let’s get snuggly wuggly in beddy bye land


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I do write a lot and I guess I have written three books at this point but I still just.. I don’t consider myself a writer I really don’t. It’s far too personal. I can consider myself an artist easily because I was raised alongside it, it was a fact of my life just like the fridge in the kitchen was. It was just something you do. And I’ve always shown people my art, which is how I know to be confident in it, but I almost never share my writing. Becose what if it sucks then I would have to go to hell for a million billion years.


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doffy:

I really genuinely like this site and it’s original layout and premise. I like custom themes. I like mobile themes. I like how posting works. I like how tag search works. I like sending and receiving asks. I like how you can make your blog whatever the hell you want. I like this fucking platform and for some reason staff is vigorously sawing their limbs off like they have to but they’re in the middle of a grocery store and everyone there is going “why the hell are you doing that?” and staff cries “you all want me to”


☆⌒  #Awwww shit doffys post blew up. Rip to your activity feed buddy  


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felidays:

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evil mental condition


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teathattast:

teathattast:

teathattast:

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I’ve only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn’t who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis


☆⌒  #🥂🖕🔥👀‼️  


☆⌒  #Followed by 🎉🤟💊  


☆⌒  #The party never ends boys  


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ephemeralhorror:

ephemeralhorror:

this really is the funniest website since 2000 followers roughly equates to 5 notes as your floor on any given post. 30 if you’ve said something wretched.

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it feels like a whalefall in here


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