Yeah I respect the vegan lifestyle and everything I just couldn’t give up meat lol! What? No I’m not really a big fan of meat to be honest. Huh? No I just really love killing small harmless animals. Yeah. Not for specifically food, just in general. Love it. Can’t get enough of it. I watch those Facebook videos of thousands of chickens being slaughtered for McChickens in my spare time. It’s like those Instragram stim videos to me. Just can’t get enough of ‘em. I’m a pescatarian by the way
i was stressed earlier so i spent like 45 minutes painstakingly constructing a labyrinth in rollercoaster tycoon that takes about seven weeks to walk through and pisses everyone off by the time they reach the park entrance. and i feel better now
recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend
no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote
fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]
the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]
op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks
