aflo:
a small black bird lands on the bench next to you. it looks around for a second, lets out a masculine cough, then loudly clears its throat and flies away.
we all have that one friend who’s always relaxing in a large bath while remaining oblivious to the fact that someone is cutting carrots into it
hrghhh … have you … caught any fish yet ………… me neither
GOOD … buye … me and my … pet … bid you … FAREWELL …