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Jesse: yo Mr. White, can I have some cookies

Walter: Cookies…….cookies, Jesse, COOKIES?! You’re just going to spoil your dinner, just like that? After all that waiting, MY stew that I’ve been cooking is almost ready, and you want to ruin it over NOTHING?

Jesse: chocolate chip ain’t nothin yo

Walter: Jesse, look at me. Would I lie to you. About my stew being really yummy. What would I have to GAIN from that.

Jesse: jeez forget it